Truly Roughin' It

So, the last few days I have been in Scottsdale, Arizona.  As you can imagine, I was really roughin' it while I was there.  I mean, I was forced to look at completely uninspiring views like this:

And spend time under the nearly cloudless sky like this:

It was absolute torture!  The shopping is excruciating with so many choices and outdoor activities are just too tempting on these sunny days.

Seriously, how can people live like this? {mock eye-rolling}